dear diary,
i finally got to 15 followers on tumblr. i’m trying really hard to not let the fame get to my head but it’s difficult. today some lady at the supermarket asked me if i wanted paper or plastic bags and i just f*****cking lost it i am too famous for her questions. i can’t believe i haven’t been asked to do a magazine cover yet. i feel like it is coming soon.
(via distinctmemory)
NEW DEVELOPMENTS
apparently my mom is not even home
and the person i hear puttering around the house is the carpet cleaning service
I’VE BEEN YELLING ‘GRILL ME A CHEESE’ AT THEM FOR 20 MINUTES
(via mintcupcake1999)
If Tumblr was a man, he would be Jerry Trainor.
THIS IS THE MOST ACCURATE POST I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY ENTIRE LIFE
i hate when you voluntarily tell your parents some information about your life because you think you can trust them and then they bitch at you for it like congrats you have guaranteed that i will never tell you anything ever again
(via a-swaggy-koala)
Aren’t there 20 letters in the alphabet?
Oh silly me, I forgot u r a q t.
Wait, but that only makes 25.
Oh yeah! I forgot the d. I’ll give it to you tonight.
(via i-love-you-and-tacos)
